CA Department of Corrections proposes taking over Department of Education in latest effort to curb spending
By ONANTZIN News
2012-06-01
Los Angeles, CA -- With the state of California facing severe budget deficits since 2008, state officials are becoming more and more desperate in their search to reduce spending.
The latest attempt to alleviate the state's sputtering economy comes from the California Department of Corrections and Rehabilitation (CDCR), which this morning proposed the idea of merging with the California Department of Education(CDOE).
"After comparing the type of education that a student receives in the public school system with that offered to inmates in county jails, we have concluded that the level of education is about the same," stated CDCR Secretary Matthew Cole. "The overlap between the two systems creates enormous waste; therefore, we believe the state would save billions by having the department of corrections absorb the school system."
Under the plan, the school system would immediately lay off all its teachers and replace them with prison guards. The CDCR claims that within two years, the graduation rates and proficiency levels of inner city schools would double. At the same time, taxpayers would save billions through efficiency, since guards would be able to identify troublesome students right away and switch them seamlessly into the prison system.
To show their commitment to the proposal, the CDCR showcased a new revamped bus which is part public school bus, part prison bus. The hybrid bus would offer an additional way to save millions of dollars by combining transportation of students and inmates -- students in the front, inmates in the back.
While the proposition to integrate these two ideologically contrasting, yet intertwined, departments is being hailed as an ingenious proposition by conservatives, the idea has sparked intense controversy and outcry by activists and citizens.
During an interview with CNN, Mary Alatorre, a spokesperson for Californians United for a Responsible Budget (CURB), stated, "This idea makes absolutely no sense; that is why I am especially concerned that it can succeed."
Many individuals share similar sentiments and add that the proposal could have devastating effects on the education of California's youth.
Conservatives, however, have asked people not to jump to conclusions.
"Just wait a minute here," states William Crow of the Conservative Center for Higher Education. "The education of our children is our number one priority, let's get that straight. Every unbiased political expert we've spoken to believes that the quality of education would not decrease under this proposal. In fact, computer simulations show that our kids' brain size would increase three-fold under the oversight of the department of corrections."
William Crow believes a bill will be introduced into the state assembly within the next 6 months by his republican colleagues. Whether or not it can gain enough support is yet to be seen, but given the current state of education in California, coupled with the budget mess and questionable leadership, it wouldn't come as a surprise if this latest whacky proposal becomes law.