NBA Considers Canceling the Rest of the NBA Finals and Giving the Trophy Directly to the Miami Heat
By ONANTZIN News
2011-05-31
Miami, FL -- After seeing Lebron James, Dwyane Wade, and Chris Bosh single-handedly crush the Dallas Mavericks in game 1 of the NBA Finals, the NBA is considering whether or not it should just cancel the rest of the games and give the trophy directly to the Miami Heat.
After game 1, no one believes the Dallas Mavericks stand a chance against the formidable trio, and it seems NBA officials have come to the same conclusion. They are set to meet tomorrow to discuss their options; cancel the games and stop wasting people's time, or give in to advertisers and continue the series, but only to sell a few more beers, fast food, cars, and T-Mobile phones.
[Updated Tuesday, May 31st 9:39 p.m]
Oups!!!
[Updated Sunday, June 12th 9:39 p.m]