Native Americans to Obama: when will black man learn not to negotiate with the white man
By ONANTZIN News
2011-08-02
Washington, DC -- Following President Obama's disastrous compromise with Republicans over the debt ceiling, Native Americans from reservations around the country reached out to the swindled president and offered him much needed words of wisdom regarding the white man's shrewd negotiation skills and tactics.
"The black man make big mistake trusting the pale white man", reads the beginning of a letter sent to president Obama by The Native Coalition, a group composed of Americas most populous Native American tribes. "When will the slightly darker man learn his lesson – much the way we did".
The letter, which was sent to the president after it became clear that Republicans had once again duped and cheated president Obama, this time on the debt ceiling negotiations, offers much needed advise to the president, who is constantly being made to look like an inexperienced, foolish negotiator by white politicians.
"When the white man says compromise, the black man, similar to the Native American man from the past, thinks mutual concession. Let us tell you what he really means: compromise to the pale man means you give him what he wants or else he fuck you up", reads the most useful paragraph in the letter.
President Obama, who is a constitutional lawyer, is no stranger to American History and the white man's reputation, but it appears the knowledge of the past has not registered with the president.
Today, after engaging with "negotiations" with Republicans for the past several weeks, President Obama signed debt ceiling legislation that practically concedes everything to Republicans – trillions of budget cuts for the poor with zero tax increases(technically not an increase, just a return to Clinton era taxes) for the wealthy.
The only thing missing from the concessions to republicans is Obama's ass, gift-wrapped in smooth skin ablated from lower class babies.
As the last piece of advice handed to the president, the Native Americans conclude the letter by telling the president, "At least we fought them and lost with honor. Our ancestor Crazy Horse would not be very proud of President Obama".