President Obama secretly hoping for congress to impeach him
By ONANTZIN News
2011-08-08
Washington, DC -- After going through a dismal week that culminated in the credit downgrade of the United States on Friday, it appears President Obama has flat out given up. According to the Associated Press, the deflated president today confided to one of his closest aides that he is hoping the House of Representatives impeaches him - soon.
In an interview with the Associated Press, the president's aide, which asked to remain anonymous, claims the president said the following to him: "I'm not even sure who the hell is in charge here anymore, because it sure as hell isn't me. Everything is so effed up around here – the markets, the country, our credit rating. I wish Republicans, or Democrats would just impeach my ass so I can go home and rest – and have a smoke or two".
The troubles began for the president when he underestimated the lengths to which Republicans would go just to see him fail. As a result, his "we can work together to forge bipartisan legislature" attitude has lead to the worst presidency since David Rice Atchison's completely useless one-day presidency in 1849.
This past week, despite conceding everything to stubborn republicans during the debt ceiling negotiations, the US credit rating was still downgraded by Standard & Poor's to "crap" status. Following the downgrade, the markets dove into a downward spiral and lost over 1000 points, with 600 of those points coming today.
With everything going wrong for the president and everyone now blaming him for all that has happened to this country since Bush was elected, it comes as no surprise that the president is having second thoughts about completing his term. It doesn't help that many analysts predict he will have a difficult time convincing the American people that he deserves a second term, given that he can't even convince his own daughters that he is the current leader of the United States.
No reports were received from the House as to their reaction to President Obama's purported words, but sources believe Democrats, more than Republicans, would welcome any opportunity to get rid of the President and give Joe Biden a try. After all, he can't be any worse than Obama.