Katt Williams' anti-Mexican tirade lands him a job with the Tea Party
By ONANTZIN News
2011-08-31
Phoenix, AZ -- Comedian Katt Williams' anti-Mexican rant during a comedy show on August 27 is said to have impressed Tea Party members so thoroughly, they want to hire him to do it full time.
According to the associated press, just days after a heckler caused the former crack addict to unleash a xenophobic tirade so offensive to Mexicans it makes Lou Dobbs look heartwarming, the Tea Party announced that the ballsy comedian has joined the team as its national Latino analyst.
Tea Party leader Ken Crow called the black comedian transformative for his ability to spill out hateful anti-Mexican language - even in hostile places like Arizona - and get away with it - something a white Tea Party member can only dream of.
"We are thrilled to have a nigg… I mean, Mr Williams on board," said Crow. "He has an impressive ability to talk about Latinos that's almost orgasmic."
In the seven-minute clip that has been making its way around the internet, the nervy comedian is heard saying, "Are you Mexican? Do you know where Mexico is? No, this ain't Mexico, it used to be Mexico, motherf***er, and now it's Phoenix, godd***it. USA! USA!" as well as "We were slaves bitch, you just all work like that at the landscapers..."
The news signals a change in tactic for the conservative Tea Party, which has had difficulty getting its anti-immigrant hate message to people without coming across as a bunch of white racists.
With Williams on board, the Tea Party says the job of inflamatory anti-immigrant rhetoric will be assigned to the black comedian, who, sources say, is more than happy to do the party's dirty work.
According to those close to Williams, the no-nonsense comedian is said to have received a $50,000 signing bonus and a colorful leash – a gift that Williams is proudly wearing despite admitting that he doesn't understand its significance.
As for the criticism that Williams is receiving for joining a political group that is openly hostile to minorities, including African Americans, Williams said, "Money is money, nigga! It don't matter where it come from! A nigga is got to get paid, muthafu**a!".
In other news, Chris Rock said he still hates niggas.